30 July 2011

The Many Types of Women Guys Should Know

Okay, this was written purely on my observation on girls.I may have 1.75 Astigmatism but when I reeeaaaalllyyy look at people I watch them like a hawk.

So guys, Im sure you have wondered if you should date that one girl who caught your fancy.

Well, here are some of the few types that I have seen exist.

1. The Unmotivated Type


Nothing piques the interest of this girl. She just lives her life like a zombie. Sometimes, people tend to forget she exists. What you can do is...get her to start on something. Bring her to places to ignite her interests. Also here's a secret...she's an absolute FREAK in bed. Sigh, it's always the quite ones, is it? It's the repressed emotions I tell you! XD

2. The Special Snowflake Type


Nothing satisfies this girl. NOTHING. She would demand 1001 things from others and still think she deserves better. As far as she's concerned, she's the center of the universe, she deserves gold coins to drop at her feet and by jove, God Forbid if she doesn't get what she wants. You will have hell to deal with. The thing about this girls are that most of the time, they're good-looking. They use their good looks to charm suckers into doing their bidding. My advice, just use girls like this for arm-candy, dont marry them.

3. The Princess

She is the twin sister of Special Snowflake Girl except that she is very much self-absorbed in her beauty. God Forbid if she wakes up with a small bump on her face. She would go on and on about how ugly she is. She will have cosmetics worthy of a beaute store! The Princess type is very vain, have low self-esteem and needs constant assurance that she's pretty/beautiful etc etc etc. Like the Special Snowflake Girl, she expects you to be at her beck and call but she retaliates her dissatisfaction by giving you the silent treatment. Like her twin sister, dont marry girls like these, but if you are the type who likes 'trophies' then up to you. But mark my word...she's high maintenance and WILL suck up all your money.

4. The Warrior


This girl is tough to the core. She strong, driven, confident, independant and is not afraid to kick ass(literally). The downside is that these girls have low self-esteem due to their insecurities because most guys doesn't show interest in them due to their strong nature. She makes a fantastic friend and a great lover, just need a little push to show her full potential in romance. Sadly, these are the very same misunderstood women where men are too intimidated by their driven nature. Grow some balls guys, she wont eat you. Not in that sense at least.

5. The Whiny Type(also known as the Damsel in Distress Type)

 This girl will lament, moan and whine and repeat the whole process and irritate the life out of you. Be prepared to hear a lot nasally voice. She likes to pretend like she's the damsel in distress and would involve everyone in her problems with her incessant complaining. She's dependent, a little stupid and most likely will ask you to do everything for her because she's 'too scared'. My advice is, FORCE girls like this to stand up on their own 2 feet. Make her solve her own problems. She needs to know that should anything happens, not everyone would be willing to pick up after her.

6. The Bitchy Type(also known as the Smart-Ass Type)


She's unbelievably smart. She's knows the answer to everything. Anyone less intelligent than her is deemed unworthy of her respect. This woman doesn't like to lose. Her high sense of pride is top priority. She must have the last word in an argument. She doesn't admit her mistakes. In reality, this woman is just extremely insecure that people will find out the truth about herself and make fun of her. She is likely to have been bullied in school and therefore the scars from past made her to unconsciously create a barrier that protect herself from further hurt. My advice is, when she tries to be a smarty pants, irritate her by counter-arguing with her. She hates it when someone does that.

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