Girl's FB Types

~*The Emo*~

Her FB page is full of sad quotations, depressing lyrics. Her FB stats are always in the line of  "What is life if full  of bane?" or "My Existance, A Bane, My Meaning of Self, Worthless" or "Why does it feel so heavy to smile?"

Sigh....she probably is depressed or going to some tough time. She is seeking help. I know it can be annoying but would you like to wake up one day and see RIP *their name* flood their fb wall? A simple 'talk to me Im here to listen is all it takes'.

~*The Bitch*~

She has million friends, million pictures, million statuses and equally changes her boyfriends a million times.
She pretends to be your friend and when the time is right she attack your weak spot. Her profile pictures consist mostly pictures of herself in very little clothes, duck faced and bucket-thick makeup on. Why do people want such people on their friend's list is beyond me.

~*The Awesome One*~

She's die-hard. She doesn't give a sh*t what you think about her. She's sensible, smart and confident. Her statuses are something of the line "I hope my Terminator lecturer is in a good mood today! XD". It's always a delight to read her statuses. =)

~*The Complainer*~

ZOMGWHYAREGUYSSUCHDICXZZZZ!!!! Perhaps people don't care about her that much so se chose to make us miserable by spamming our homepage.
Sound's familiar?

~*The Illiterate*~

She writes like she didn't even make it to kindergarten. "wat r u tinkin?" or "OMYGADZ da band iz in townnnn". This is where the Love, Daniel stuff comes in. Please correct her mistakes and make her feel stupider than she already is.

~*THE END*~