Poo-Pourri Review: It's Pooptastic!

I made that lame ass pun on purpose. 💩

Ever since this advertisement came out a couple of years back, I was most intrigued. But too bad the product is not sold in Malaysia and it's very expensive if bought over online.

I thought I could just request this as a birthday present if the time comes to it or look for it when I am abroad somewhere.

Which happened exactly that way, I was in Singapore in a famous mall and it was by off-chance that I saw this in a gift shop while looking for a fridge magnet as souvenir! I bought this at SGD$16.90 at Monoyono@Vivocity. Exchanged to Malaysian Ringgit it's not as expensive as its online price. I bought the smaller bottle at 59ml of the Poo La La scent! My understanding is this scent is discontinued! Which means I got this at miraculous circumstances!

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Now you may ask, if you were dying for this why did you not get the biggest bottle? While I am excited and amused by the novelty of this product, I only have reviews on the internet to go by. The reviews were 98% positive and a friend of mine said she used it and it really works, I wanted to play it safe. After all, my poop smell is known to linger for an hour before dissipating (yes I have nasty asshole so what) I am of the understanding that no amount of shit perfume would be able to tackle 'em. 

I have never been so happy to be wrong in my life. I have used this about 4 times now and my goodness, this really works. I took a massive shitter the other day and my mother was able to use the toilet right away. Usually she would wait before using it. I have never been happier to smell the scent of rose and orange after every "plop". Even after flushing the pleasant smell lingers. NO TRACE OF YA NASTY ASS BROWNIE! 

I have decided to use this for my travels, when I am out and about and for when I am at work. Travels because I usually share a room when on holiday with the fam, and if I am out with my girls and I need to dump a load the next person using my stall would not faint from the nastiness of it all. 

I'd like to think I am a polite person! I want to recommend for my company to perhaps make the budget to have a bottle of these in each stall. One too many times I have walked in to a stall only to reel from disgust because the stench of shit of the previous user was too overwhelming. And how many people in my office have thought the same thing about my ass product? Maybe I could influence them to follow my footsteps.😎

I am thinking of getting the Royal Flush scent for my daily use. 💪😆

One thing I'd like to comment though: The bottle leaks a little bit. Maybe Poo-Pourri can work on tightening the nozzle. 

This is an honest review from a very satisfied customer who purchased this product on her own money and tested it on her own time and circumstances.