29 December 2009

Why the Twilight series is an epic fail and how that makes Stephanie Meyer a pubescent whore.

Eversince vampires were introduced to civilization, mortals like us have been fascinated about how vampires live on blood and why that makes them nocturnal which goes to the well-known stereotype of them vampies being the 'sexy' and 'sensual' and 'romantic' beings.
Bram Stoker's illustration of vampires being sensual creatures that uses seduction to drink up blood is indeed kinky. Stoker's idealization of vampire was the 'thing' till about two years ago a bitch named Stephanie Meyer started a gig about vampires that sparkle and their unsual interest in making babies.

The whole vampire gig had been turned upside down since.

Pea-witted young teenagers fell for this whole sparkling vampires thing and it evolved into something so phenomenal it became a religion. Everywhere you turn you see giggly schoolgirls going gaga over posters of the infamous yet absolutely GAY Edward Cullen and NewMoon himbo Jacob who wears a really bad wig and goes shirtless most of the time who pines for the really dull and mentally retarded Bella.

Reasons why Edward is a pussy:
a) He just is. What the fuck is with him sparkling anyway?
b) He is a masochist.( he bullies Bella and later confesses of doing this because he loves her. Sadism anyone?)
c) Dumps Bella's sorry ass and returns later when a much better looking werewolf itching to stick his wang in her appears.

Bella is a retard because:
a) After being influenced by rumors of Edward being a killer she satiate her curiousity by bringing him into a deep forest to question him. Ponder this bitch, what if he really is a killer and he decided that YOU will be his next victim? I'd like to see you begging for your life. Perhaps if you suck his dick, he might let you go.
b) Even after Edward warns her the danger of being with him she still insists to be with him. Of course she would stick with him. She needs a change from her sorry-ass boring life to some entertainment. Like constantly being the damsel in distress and have horny ethereal creatures save her. What a thrill it must be to be piggybacked by a completely blood-drained vamp and a shirtless werewolf. Admit it bitch, you just want to rub on some male meat.


So there.

Now why Stephenie Meyer is a pubescent whore?
She wrote this book after having a wet dream.
Yes, a fucking wet dream.
Talk about writing a book on a whim.
It's just her unfullfiled fantasy morphed into desire in dreams and she decided to write it down.
Obviously someone had lots of love failures.
It's like a bimbo writing about a memoir of herself where all she talks about is how she gets indecisive about which skin-revealing cloth would make her look more trampy, diet plan for her already skeletal figure, which guy she should spread her legs to next, how drunk she should get before throwing up on someone's car and things that no one gives a shit about.
Only she would write fucking 700 pages about it.


Unbelievably retarded and despicable.

I must say, she made a complete joke about this whole vampire gig thing and now the noble dignity of vampires are gone forever. Now they are replaced by boyband vampires who sparkle.


Stepanie Meyer cant write to save the fart in her ass. Mentioning Edward Cullen resembles Adonis every three sentence and dialogues that makes no sense. I can't even begin to imagine the crap she wrote that took up 700 pages.

Listen up you Failight lovers, us sensible people want badass ruthless bloodsucking vampires who kills people on whim, not emotionally/mentally challenged boyband vamps that sparkles and makes babies.

If Bram Stoker had to see this, he would have a seizure. I am so glad he's spared all this catastrophe.


People with intelligence like us wants this:




NOT this:

is it me or does it look like he's orgasming in the sun?

You call this sexy? He looks like a goddamned rapist for heaven's sake!

James Cameron's Avatar

I anticipated this movie for a very long time since the production began in 2004. I am extremely glad that I waited this long for I did not go home dissapointed. The CGI quality was at it's height of technology, the story completely original and solid with superb acting to go with it.

The story is set in a futuristic world where some greedy rich bastards found a new mineral that would make them richer than they already are. The only glitch is, the local people called the Na'vi's hated the fact that the "Sky People" destroys their forest(they refer to the forest as Mother). The scientist then decided to create artificial Na'vi's so that later on these puppets would blend in with the real Na'vis and gain their trust. Our hero, Jake Sully is an injured Marine paralysed from the waist down was chosen to be one of the host identity to be incorporated into the Na'vi puppets. The hosts' consciousness is transfered to the Na'vi bodies that were genetically enginereed for some time. When they are transfered into their Na'Vi bodies they are called Avatars. When Jake Sully was on a mission, he accidently got left behind and spent the night in a forest he had only set foot for a few hours. Trying to survive from the creatures that thought he might make a good dinner, he was saved by a (real) Na'Vi girl who knew he wasn't one of them. Neytiri(as she later was known) brings Jake to her people and the elders(who are her parents, which makes her the princess of some sort) decides that he shall be trained to be one of them. Guess ho was in charge of babysitting him?
It's so obvious.
Much to Neytiri's chagrin, she deems Jake as 'fool' and 'ignorant child' but he eventually falls in love with their way of life and of course, Neytiri.
A ruthless soldier Captain Quatrich approached Jake proposing that he becomes one of Na'vis and find out the main site of the precious
mineral I mentioned earlier. In exchange for that information, he promised Jake a spine surgery that will enable him to walk again. Tempted by this offer, Jake agrees to be the underdog. Thorn between his great need to walk again and his newfound love for the Na'Vis, what will jake do?
I will stop here as it will ruin the rest of the story for those who haven't watched it. ^^

Characters:

Jake Sully as a Na'Vi and as himself.


Zoe Saldana as Neytiri.



Fun Facts:

James Cameron intended to release Avatar after Titanic but the CGI quality was not advanced so he had to put off this project for 10 years. He decided it was ready to make after seeing Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
The Na'Vis are called ThunderSmurfs affectionately buy fans.
Na'Vis are catlike people whose average height is about 10-12 feet. Yes, that's two humans put on top of one another. They are tall, lanky beautiful creatures.
Only 40% is real acting. The rest is CGI. The beads, headdresses and the very being of Na'vis are all computer generated.
You could see the ethereal creatures in Avatar that were based on our world animals. Horses with two pairs of frontal legs, monkeys two pairs of arms, hammerhead rhinocerous, dragons, and luminescent jellyfishes that glides about beautifully in the air, dogs with three claws and giant spiral fungis.

18 July 2009

Here's a hilarously stupid story for you all...

Ok, I am living in a hostel and I share my room with another girl. She is a new student and happens to be my junior. Since I am the senior student I have told her the rules I have, it is simple: don't bring boys into the room. Tell me people, is that so hard to comprehend?
I am not old-fashioned just that I have high moral standards and principles. If the other lacks any of it it's not my fault, blame the parents.

So you see, I told her the first day itself that I am not comfortable with bringing boys into the room. This bitch promised me that he's living far away and he won't come to the room and all. Ok, sounds good deal is deal we went on with our lives. Guess again.

Then a few days later, she told me he wants to come over.
WHAT THE HOLY FUCK?
I reminded her about the rule and she got all fired.
Fine, I will warned the warden about this.
I hate to fight seriously, I HATE TO FIGHT. I prefer a peaceful negotiation and talk things over like a sensible adult. Anyway, when I informed the warden, they did not take me seriously. Then, I went to the manager's. They ignored me too. This will not do, I will have my justice. I asked if they could give me a relative's number so I can talk to them and they gave me her father's contact. Good.

So, I called her father and told him that I told about the no-boys deal but she refused to listen and that she behaves as if she owns the room. I told him, no matter how I tried to communicate with her, she gives me this cut direct(she's like a rhinocerous, seriously, can you really stop a dog from wagging it's tail?)
. Then, her father sounded really angry. Apparently, she did not tell anything about her boyfriend to her family. Oh, my. Heh, lets see what happens.

Then, a few days later she confronted me.

She asked me if I knew her father.

This is it. Go for it, Eona.

Then, I said yeah know.

How did you know him she asked.

I got his number from the office I said.

What did you tel him she asked, again.

I told you did not comply to our no-boys deal.

Then, it begin.

She snapped as if all hell broke loose. Banging on the table and screaming on top of her lungs. Good grief, get help, woman!

She accused me of sleeping late, bring LADY friends into the room, and watching movies.

WHAT...THE...HOLY...FUCK...?

She accused me of saying bad things behind her back. I assure you, she started it(lol, how childish). One her coursemates(lets call her Y) happened to be a good friend of mine. She told me that my roomate had been fabricating stories behind my back like: I like to sleep late(what's wrong with that, pray tell?)

Then I told Y that it was SHE who likes to sleep late, watch movies and listen to musics at full blast without taking into account that I was studying. I was baffled.
I sleep late at night because I have homeworks and assignments to do. I have every right to sleep late.

Besides, I always open the table lamp so that it will dark enough for HER to sleep considering how petty she is.

To think I, the senior student had been nice to her AND HOW DARE SHE ACCUSE ME SUCH!
Ignorant wench! Impertinent hussy! Blasted witch! For shame!

Anyway, back to the ruckus.

She asked me if I knew her boyfriend.

Haa? How the holy fuck should I know?

Then she said "If you don't know him why shouldn't you let him in the room?!"

OH. MY. EFFIN. GAWD.
That's exactly why I don't want him in the room! I DON'T know who the bloody hell he is!


Then she proceeded to ask if I know what kind of problems I have caused her, her whole family is aghast bla, bla, bla...

Excuse me honey, but you brought it upon yourself.

Then she started to scream again(inset eye roll here) and said do you what kind of person my father is?

How the bloody hell should I know you retard?
Of course I told her 'no' politely(mocking actually). It felt good to see her go bitch. Hahahahahaha!

One of my neighboring tenants had to call the warden and the lady warden explained to her that it is against the rules to bring boys in to begin with.

You should have seen her face...it was priceless.

A moments later she gave what has got to be lamest excuse in history of excuses:
she said that she paid for this room and had every right to do whatever she wanted!
Honey, yo forgot the rules part. And newsflash, I pay for this room too.

Then she accused me...of being a lesbian. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? Just because I bring my ladyfriends to the room! My best friends! Good Lord!

This is precisely what she said: she always brings girls to the room, how do I know that she's not a lesbo?"

I am dumfounded. It was stupid on so many levels. I can't begin to describe how stupid the entire thing was.

I had the liberty of laughing in her face! That felt really good. I saw that the lady warden tried to bit back a smile.

Then, after the lady warden left she proceeded to threaten me that if I called her father again for any reason, I will see her other face. Newsflash honey, you are buttugly I guess both sides are corrupted.

I yawned. yes, I yawned in her face. Huh...lets see how THAT goes.
Why should I listen to her? She ain't my mama! Like hell that will stop me from calling her dad if she does anything to vex me, again. Many don't know despite my calm and collected appeareance, I am very stealthy.

Anyhoo, the crap ended with a loud bang on the door and me having a heartfelt laugh.

We are not talking terms anymore but it's better. I will not acknowledge her existance from now on. I will do as I please.

She is one of the many skanks who pretend to be perfect little angels in their parents eyes but does the nastiest things behind their back. How could you lie to your parents like that? How did you have the heart to betray their trust? She deserves it. It's about time she give up that perfect little angel facade. Bitch.


When I got a boyfriend I waited at least a month to tell them. yes, I started off my telling my sis. Then my mum and mum slowly told dad! They even sat down and viewed his friendster profile! I have never so relieved in my life. They approve of him btw! Yay me!

27 September 2008

Another reverse-harem anime for you all!
This time it is game based anime called La Corda D'Oro~Primo Passo. It revolves around students in a school called Seiso Academy and it is divided into two parts: the ordinary sector and the music sector. The students in the ordinary sector are known as the more elite students.





General Summary:Hino Kahoko is not someone you would notice although she is pretty and quite smart. One fateful day she came late to school and stumbled upon a Music Fairy known as Fada and his name was Lily(Yup...that's the name). Lily granted Kahoko a magic violin that can be played by anyone provided that the music being played is deeply aprreciated and penetrates the heart sincerely. Kahoko was very unsure because she feels that such a thing is cheating and not right. Soon, she fell in love with it due to a music student's performace in a practice room in the school. She tried to play it in the violin randomly and found put that she could play it bloody well! She decided to keep the violin and continue. The misuc student is none other than Ren Tsukimori whom I will show soon.

Characters:

Hino Kahoko~~*
A student from the ordinary sector. She is an open-hearted girl who usually gets along with anyone. A straightforward girl. Unlike other reverse-harem heroines, she is very autonomic and clever in a weird sense. She tries very hard to solve her problems without asking anyone's help. I personally think it is commendable. She plays the violin for the pure pleasure of it. It makes her feel alive and happy. There was a point where she felt something was missing when Lily took the violin away from her due to mid-term examination. She was unable to concentrate and when she finally got the violin she felt like a heavy burden was taken away from her. When she was chosen to perform in the school's music competition, she likes to choose heartwarming, touching,emotional songs. She seems to be oblivious of the guys who have crush on her especially Hihara because according to her, he is like that to everyone.



Ren Tsukimori~~*

A whiz kid in the music sector. He is an arrogant, self-centered person who looks down on everyone. He is very good-looking. He is very serious about music and becomes vexed with anyone who seems to take music very leisurely. He came from a prominent family as his parents are both famous musicians. He lives with some kind of frustration within himself due to this. Ever since he was young, people tend to think he inherited his parents' talent and not something that came from within himself. So, at concerts and performances he tries his utmost to somehow'convince' others that the talent he has is all his. At first he thinks Kahoko is kinda weird but when he gets to know her, he slowly opens up and gives her tips on how to play the violin as he is also a violinst himself. He likes to choose songs that are dark and agrresive for concerts and peformances: very different from Kahoko. He is secretly admired by girls and boys in his school but none dares to talk to him due to his distant and cold nature. From the way he is potrayed in the anime, he is most likely the one to end up with Kahoko as he might have some feelings for her. He is almost the same height as Ryotarou.




Tsuchiura Ryotarou~~*

A student from the ordinary sector. Has a crush on Kahoko but does not show it. He is an excellent pianist. He quitted playing the piano because of some bad memory during a concert performance when he was young. He looks up to Chopin's works and uses them in competitions. He is said to be a soulful pianist as he completely engrosses himself into a piano performance. He is also a good sportsperson as he is good at both at soccer and basketball. He does not get along well with Ren Tsukimori due to their different views of music and background. A very supportive and sporting person who helps anyone in need. A true friend. He is quite good at math. He is the tallest character.



Hihara Kazuki~~*

A cheerful and energetic boy who is full of smiles! A very happy-go-lucky person who cares for everyone. He quite emotional for a boy as he does not hide his true feelings for Kahoko(yes, he has a HUGE crush on her and goes \(@O@)/ whenever she comes close to him).He eats a lot(must be because he moves a lot). A glutton with a big heart. He is a student from the music sector and he plays the trumpet.He likes happy, active songs that is very comforting to the soul. He is a little older than the rest of the characters in the anime. My favourite character. He is the same height with Ren.

Shimizu Eiji~~*
An angelic looking junior student who is kind of addicted to the cello. A student from the music sector. He does research on music and read books about music and visits the music galleries and exhibitions to enhance his knowledge about music. He loves the cello from the bottom of his heart. His style is said to be very textbook and serious. He plays the cello all night and feels sleepy in the morning. He can sleep anywhere in the school compund! He admires Kahoko's music and looks up to her in a sibling way. He has his own soundproof room in his house for him to practise his cello. The youngest of them all.


Yunoki Azuma~~*

A beautiful boy who has his own army of fangirls. He shows a gentle smile and caring attitude towards everyone but hides his true character. All this is because of his demanding grandmother's 'order'. He came from a distinguished business family and has to be someone his grandmother tells him to be in order not to bring the family any shame. As one of the sons of the Azuma family he is expected to continue economy and business for family traditions sake. He even has a bride chosen for him another distinguished family. Because of this he lets his frustration by bullying, tormenting and intimidating Kahoko(mentally). He thinks his life is boring and dull. He was told by his grandmother that music is not meant to be a career but simply a hobby. He obviously loves his flute and wants to be a musician. He somehow envy everyone else who have the freedom of choice. A torn soul.Personally, I emphatize with him. He is the same age as Hihara. He is the same height with Tsuchiura.






22 September 2008

Just wanna show off my favourite anime!

Angelique Etoile...This series Ange is always a blonde girl with green/red/purple eyes. She is guided by nine guardians (all of are goegeous men! Yum!) From left: Clavis, Lumiale, Zephel, Marcel, Olivie, Randy,Julious, Luva and Oscar.
Neo Angelique Abyss. This time it's a silver haired girl (yay) and is assisted by 4 Purifiers. There 10 male characters but only 4 of them are Purifies. The rest are minor but important roles. From left: J.D, Hyuuga, Rayne, Nyx, Angelique, Ervin(the cat)
General summary of the whole series:
The universe is governed by a queen. Until the queen's powers ran out she will rule. After that, a new girl candidate will be chosen to rule them. Her name will always be Angelique and around 16-17 years old. Guardians' powers also will wear out one day will be replaced by a new one by the queen herself. The guardians can be of any age. There 9 guardians: Light(Symblic for Pride), Darkness(symbolic for Peace), Green(symbolic for Wealth, Wind(symbolic for Courage), Dream(symbolic for Beauty), Earth( symbolic for Knowledge and Wisdom), Steel(symbolic for Purity), Fire( symbolic for strength), Water( symbolic for Gentleness). It's a shoujo(intended for girls) anime, reverse-harem anime( a girl surrounded by many men and some having romantic feelings for her). I will rate this 8/10 overall. Ange's character can be annoying and too damned goody-to-shoes and girly*shudders*. The guys are too...perfect. No MEN/BOY will ever talk like "Are you alright? My heart almost stopped seeing you fall over the stump!" *shivers in freakiness*If ya like this kind of anime, then watch it. It is worth your time. I only watch it to watch teh hawt guardians. ^^

Review ~ The Girl in the Ice by Robert Bryndza

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