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As a diehard fan of anime, I have watched tons of anime ever since I became addicted to it 8 years ago. Now, my life revolves around anime. It has come to a point that I cannot live without anime! My favourite genres are of course, romance, comedy and yaoi. I am proud to introduce you the animes that changed my life for the better.

1) Yami No Matsuei
- This was the first yaoi-esque anime that I have ever been exposed to. Incidently, it was also my very first anime. I totally fell in love with the storyline and the characters. It is about Tsuzuki who has been a dead for 72 years and still holds the degrading post of a shinigami. He is notorious for not maitaining his partners for more than a week. That changed until his new partner, Hisoka who died recently touched his life in very complicated ways. Tsuzuki is permanently 26 years old and Hisoka will be permanently 16 years old. They all remain the age they have died. Tsuzuki being the oldest and most elite shinigamis was out to investigate a series of bizzare ongoings. Little did he know that(this is my best part) there is one man carrying out all this bizzare ongoings to reach out to Tsuzuki. The villian is a gay doctor Muraki Kazutaka who came from a respectable line of family of doctors. He is completely heartless, ruthless and conniving. He even used a dead celebrity as a vampire-zombie to kill victims that intended to lure Tsuzuki.
Did I mention that he was also responsible for Hisoka's death? Yes, this sick maniac of a creeper raped Hisoka to death after Hisoka witnessed him slaughtering(yes, he did) a woman.
Muraki also kind of 'seduced' Tsuzuki and guess what? Tsuzuki actually sort of 'liked' Muraki before he found out about Muraki being responsible for all the strange ongoings in the human world.

2) Blondie
- No, this is not the American comic strip I'm talking about, this is a yaoi anime as well. You see, in this world, social status are determined by the color of your hair. Light colored hair(blonde and silver) is high statues and obviously, black hair is considered as 'pariah'. One day, Jack(a black haired citizen) was loitering around the backlanes of the main city when he accidently ran into a high-class citizen(a blonde). In exchange of 'dirtying' the blondes clothes, the blonde demanded that Jack be his sex-slave until he is bored with him. Since going against a blondie's wish is considered treachery, Jack has no choice but agree. What started as a 'business deal' slowly turned into love. Now, this blondie and his pariah boyfriend must keep their forbidden love secret.
And the rest is obviously predictable. I must give credit to the smoking hot rape/sex scenes. YUM!

3) My Sexual Harassment
- This is one anime that makes you want more and more. It's a shame it's only two episodes. It's about this employee named Asuka who just got a job in a big shot company with a dream salary. All was going well when his boss-Mr.Honma- started 'educating' him about the real way he got up the stairs at such a young age (He was already a CEO at 36). At first Asuka was pissed that his virgin ass got explored but soon he came to enjoy it. Incidently, he started to fall in love with Mr.Honma and so did Mr.Honma to Asuka. Asuka's boss already got a family so he can only keep their love affair a secret. Throughout the movie, Asuka got to sleep with many big shot people who agreed to do business deal with Honma's company only if Asuka is willing to spread his legs. And poor Asuka has got no choice but to do what he has to do.
Mr.Honma 'rewards' Asuka by 'servicing' Asuka in the meeting room when everyone has left.
Did I mention Mr.Honma is into BDSM? He ties up poor Asuka and have his way with him again and again...on a bed on a rooftop.
How did THAT get there?

4) Sensitive Pornograph
- PHEW! Now THIS is one helluva yaoi anime/manga! The sex scenes are graphic(you can see everything!) with good storyline. My only regret is...there's only two stories made into an anime out of the 6 stories in the manga. If you can't accept detailed and pure yaoi anime sex, then don't watch this. The voice actors sound as if they really are having sex! LOL! XD All in all, the first story is about an amateur yaoi hardcore mangaka in love with a hardcore yuri mangaka(yeah the uke is male but a yuri artist/draws lesbos). The second story is about a pet sitter and a sex slave. This pet sitter went to a house thinking he will be petsitting a rabbit. When he reached the address, imagine his surprise when he saw a naked male(albeit a beautiful one) tied up in a closet: bound and gagged. When released, the naked man told that there is no rabbit and his 'owner' likes to play 'games' like this. Therefore, the pet sitter has no choice but to fuck the 'rabbit'. Somehow, when they were fucking(like hardcore fucking)-they fell in love.

These series are not yaoi.

5) La Corda D'Oro
- I fell in love with this music themed anime! It's about a girl named Kaho who found a fairy who later grants a magic violin that can be played by anyone. She later befriends fellow musicians:
Len Tsukimori: a prodigy violinist who has a gothic and emo'ish aura about him. Has a disdain over Kaho for she enjoys playing the violin and he plays it because his parents are famous musicians. In the anime, he was supposed to be Kaho's soulmate.
Ryotaro Tsuchiura: a pianist who has a deep respect for Kaho.
Hihara Kazuki: a trumpeteer whose bubbly personality cheers up everyone. Has a MAJOR crush on Kaho.
Shimizu Keiichi: an angelic looking boy who plays the cello, he's asleep most of the episodes but he actually a thinker. He's like a little brother for Kaho.
There's this another girl who plays the Clarinet...I keep forgetting her name.
Anyway, the real reason why I love this anime is because it induced my love for the violin and cello.
Thanks to this anime, I am taking violin classes. ^^

6) The Wallflower
- I fucking love this anime!!! This is the funniest most lovable anime ever created. It's about this 4 gorgeous boys who's living in mansion who always fails to pay rent at proper due time. Therefore, the house owner a beautiful widow came up with a plan. If these boys can help her wayward niece to become a true lady, they live in the mansion for free for as long as they want to live here. The boys thought this will be a piece of cake as they all claim themselves to be ladykillers and therefore no girls or any other females can resist their charms. Imagine their surprise when Sunako( a creepy, gothic girl who's behaves as if she is possesed by Lucifer himself) gave these boys a hard time. Time is running out and Sunako is nowhere near behaving like a lady.

7)Ultraviolet 007
- This is the anime version of Milla Jovovich's UltraViolet movie. I am sad that this is an underated anime. I must say, it was pretty good. Even better than the movie. No special effect mumbo-jumbo like in the movies and Violet here is more...human so to say. The storyline is pretty same but it took 13 episodes. She will fall in love with this blonde soldier...I forgot his name (=.=)' Sorry, I watched it a long time ago and I totally forgot the anime. But I remember bits and parts of the anime.

8) Miracle Train
- This is also one underrated animes that deserved more recognition. The story happend in Oedo line of Japan(a train station in Japan just like how we have Monorail, KTM and LRT in Malaysia, this is one of their train stations).
The story revolves a line of train called the Miracle Train where they only appear to ladies that need help. They can only take one troubled ladies at a time. Inside the train, there are at least 6 good-looking male who are stations in their human forms. I can remember Shinjuku, Todai...my I need to surf the net for their names. Each station will have one troubled ladies that needs their assistance and of course they will help the troubled ladies solve it much to their satisfaction. In each episodes, every train stations' history is revealed thus in a way the anime is educational. It's a really good anime with some juicy bishounen for female anime enthuthiasts to see. ^v~

9) Devil May Cry
- Need I say more? This is the anime adaptation of the megapopular game with the same title. I was expecting a total failure where the muddle up Dante's character and make him into a gay teddy bear. But no, I was absolutely WRONG. Dante was what he was in the games, a bad boy with a good heart. \(^o^)/. I totally fell in love with Dante after watching the anime. There has never been a more perfect hero or man for that fact. I am comletely besotted. The anime is about 13 episodes and in each episodes Dante is hired to solve troubles of his clients. That of course, includes uber-kewl fighting scenes that's both stylish and downright awesum!
*insert fangirl squeel here*
Anyone who haven't watched this anime should not waste any more time and WATCH THIS ANIME! Only then you will understand by what I mean by completely besotted.
*sighs like a lovesick puppy*
*makes a spazzy dance and squeels*

10) Marginal Prince
- This is one anime I am quite dissapointed with. It had a good concept but that concept is carried out poorly. This is a musical anime. It's about an all-boy's school located in a private island. Boy's who go there graduate to be Marginal Princes who can be diplomats or ambassadors. There is one person there who is a real prince though but he is not sure if wants to take the throne. Throughout the anime he has conflicted feelings about what is right and what he want. In the end, he agreed to take up the throne to be the crown prince. In every episode one of the characters will be highlighted to be focus of the day and he will sing a song. The whole fucking 12 episodes is about that. There is no improvement in the characters. The only enlightement is the creepy doctor who works in the school's clinic. he has a thing for 'examining' his patients with his surgical knives and groping their bare chests before he goes into action. Of course, he never actually 'slice' anyone, people would run the minute they hear his maniacal laugh. Anyway, if you happen to have spare time and haven't a clue as to what to do with it. This will be a good anime to watch. It provides light entertainment and a good time-killer.

11) Neo Angelique Series
- The highly - anticipated Angelique series. I don't know any shoujo enthuthiast that fail to miss this anime. Good plot, storyline and characters, this is a fresh change in the usual Angelique series. It's about this girl Angelique who chosen by God to wipe out the new alien creatures called Thanatos that goes on a killing spree in random towns. Really, this creatures just appear out of nowhere and eat people. I hate to admit it, the Thanatos' are actually quite beautiful creatures albeit have problems with their diets. ^^;
Anyway, I only have respect for the male characters as they seem to be the only characters in the manga to be anywhere near realistic. Angelique is...bland. Really she is although she is the heroin but I don't really like her. Too goody-too-shoes, pure and innocent. And she is supposed to be the very embodiment of a perfect girl.
I say...she's a fucking wimp. A pussy(?). Everytime she gets her ass in trouble, the guys have to save her ass from being mauled by something or other. Pfft. Get a backbone for a change!
There are four guys : Rayne, Nyx, J.D and Hyuuga. Out of these four, Rayne is the most popular among fangirls. I personally prefer Nyx as he is the oldest. the smartest and most sensible of them all. I like older men with an air of melancholy about them. ^^;/
Anyway, if you can watch this anime without barfing at Angelique's goodiness, then why wait?! Get your ass up!

12) GTO
- Who don't know this unusual teacher? Crass mannered, foul-mouthed, a full-fledged pervert at that too, instead of teaching, he goes about beating up his students and in the process, solve their problem. Even with all his faults, he truly is a remarkable teacher. One can easily overlook his bad mannerisms once you have seen his how GOOD a person he truly is. He would to a length no normal human would go to help his students or anyone for that matter. A little ecchii here and there(oh, c'mon like you people neve watched porn before), it makes the anime funny instead of vulgar. Like a female student taking of her panties and riding the bike with Onizuka. Imagine the very windy Japanese student skirt get blown during the motorcycle ride and he sees you-know-what.
Pretty much ecchii stuff like that. But a GTO fan myself...I can only say: don't you dare call yourselves an otaku if you haven't watched GTO.
So there.

Racism

"Salesgirl Wanted. Chinese Only"
"Salesgirl Wanted. Chinese Preferred"
"Housemate Wanted. Chinese Only."

Signs like these are not uncommon in Malaysia. In malls, in grocery shops, and places where you are likely to get a part time jobs: rude signs such as these are pasted. It's no wonder it is hard for non-chinese to get jobs or temporary houses even.
Why are you people doing this? Are you implying that non-chinese are unworthy to work in Chinese dominated jobs? 90% of you can't even speak English properly and you are depriving our rights? Wan't me to slap you, bitches?

Let me tell you my own personal experiences.

When I was In Standard 4(about 10 years old) during art lesson our teacher told us to draw children playing in the playground. She told us that we may use the colors like dark brown, light brown and peach to denote the race of the people we are drawing. Her intention was good, she wanted to teach the children that Malaysia is a multicultural race and we must get along with one another despite our differences.
I noticed one of my classmate(a Malay Girl) coloring the people in her drawing with yellow paint(I am referring to the skin).
When I saked why is she drawing the people yellow: she replied "Mak saya kata jangan lukis guna warna perang, nanti nampak macam orang India."
Translation: My mum told me not to use brown to denote human skin tone else it will look like an Indian.

May I ask what is wrong about being Indian? What's so dirty about Indian skin? It's dark, yes: so what's your excuse for thinking it's dirty?
We have been existing in this world for 5000 years and introduced piping system, medical surgeries, food and many more things. Heck, we INVENTED the kamasutra. The sex thing you Chinese and Malays are so obsessed about.
We have long been a civilized community when you people were farmers and barbarians.

One more thing that further proves the non-Indian shallow as minded fools.
My sister's friend once told me that her mother explained the reason why Indians are so dark is because Indians rub shit on their bodies.
Morons like these are the very reason that our children and the next generations are permanently prejudiced against my people.(this is the height of insult!)
Don't judge us based on how the Indians in India are living. We are NOTHING like them, I assure you.
Another story: my friend(a Malay girl) once told me that if she came back late from home "The Indian man will take you away".
Another told me that if she talked to Indians, they will kidnap her and sell her to Thai brothels.
WHAT THE HELL???

Let me tell you the things what MY mum told me about YOU people when I was young.

When I asked why the Chinese are so ugly my replied that they eat pork too much.
When I asked why the Malys smell so bad my replied that they dont bathe in the mornings and eat too much belacan.
When I asked my mum why the Chinese all have small eyes, my mum told me that they are bad people. Only bad people have small eyes.
When I asked why the Malays like so lembab*, my mum told me that they eat beef. Cows are stupid animals, if you eat stupid animals, you will also become stupid.
There are many more but I decided to take pity and write no more insulting questions I have asked.
Although I have been instilled by these information since young, I NEVER believed my mother. I honestly never thought badly about people who were different from me. I know they were different in terms of race and culture yet I know in many ways, we are all the same. I am sad, so very sad that not many people don't think like this.
To think I was only 9 or 10 when I knew all this. Shame on older people who are still stubborn as to refuse to accept other people into their lives.

I would like to ask all of you who are reading this entry: why do you tell lies about other people that only induced negative thoughts that lasts forever?

Why not tell our kids the truth when they ask us things like this?
Instead of saying Indian look dark because they rub shit(it gets more hurtful everytime I think about this sentence), why not tell them the truth? Teach them little bit of history that Indians came from a hot country where they are directly exposed to the sun and it made them dark coz we were heavy laborers and all?
Instead of saying chinese are ugly because they eat pork too much, why not explain to them that they came from a cold country and evolution made their features in lieu to the climate?


So much for instilling Satu Malaysia concept. You can only talk this and that but the sad truth remains that among the rakyat the prejudice still exists. I only hope the younger generation will be more open, advanced, accepting and accomodating to others.

I am so gonna be charged by ISA for saying all this.

*slow, stupid. In Tamil we say Manthani.

Anime, anime, anime!!! XDXD

As a diehard fan of anime, I have watched tons of anime ever since I became addicted to it 8 years ago. Now, my life revolves around anime. It has come to a point that I cannot live without anime! My favourite genres are of course, romance, comedy and yaoi. I am proud to introduce you the animes that changed my life for the better.

1) Yami No Matsuei
- This was the first yaoi-esque anime that I have ever been exposed to. Incidently, it was also my very first anime. I totally fell in love with the storyline and the characters. It is about Tsuzuki who has been a dead for 72 years and still holds the degrading post of a shinigami. He is notorious for not maitaining his partners for more than a week. That changed until his new partner, Hisoka who died recently touched his life in very complicated ways. Tsuzuki is permanently 26 years old and Hisoka will be permanently 16 years old. They all remain the age they have died. Tsuzuki being the oldest and most elite shinigamis was out to investigate a series of bizzare ongoings. Little did he know that(this is my best part) there is one man carrying out all this bizzare ongoings to reach out to Tsuzuki. The villian is a gay doctor Muraki Kazutaka who came from a respectable line of family of doctors. He is completely heartless, ruthless and conniving. He even used a dead celebrity as a vampire-zombie to kill victims that intended to lure Tsuzuki.
Did I mention that he was also responsible for Hisoka's death? Yes, this sick maniac of a creeper raped Hisoka to death after Hisoka witnessed him slaughtering(yes, he did) a woman.
Muraki also kind of 'seduced' Tsuzuki and guess what? Tsuzuki actually sort of 'liked' Muraki before he found out about Muraki being responsible for all the strange ongoings in the human world.

2) Blondie
- No, this is not the American comic strip I'm talking about, this is a yaoi anime as well. You see, in this world, social status are determined by the color of your hair. Light colored hair(blonde and silver) is high statues and obviously, black hair is considered as 'pariah'. One day, Jack(a black haired citizen) was loitering around the backlanes of the main city when he accidently ran into a high-class citizen(a blonde). In exchange of 'dirtying' the blondes clothes, the blonde demanded that Jack be his sex-slave until he is bored with him. Since going against a blondie's wish is considered treachery, Jack has no choice but agree. What started as a 'business deal' slowly turned into love. Now, this blondie and his pariah boyfriend must keep their forbidden love secret.
And the rest is obviously predictable. I must give credit to the smoking hot rape/sex scenes. YUM!

3) My Sexual Harassment
- This is one anime that makes you want more and more. It's a shame it's only two episodes. It's about this employee named Asuka who just got a job in a big shot company with a dream salary. All was going well when his boss-Mr.Honma- started 'educating' him about the real way he got up the stairs at such a young age (He was already a CEO at 36). At first Asuka was pissed that his virgin ass got explored but soon he came to enjoy it. Incidently, he started to fall in love with Mr.Honma and so did Mr.Honma to Asuka. Asuka's boss already got a family so he can only keep their love affair a secret. Throughout the movie, Asuka got to sleep with many big shot people who agreed to do business deal with Honma's company only if Asuka is willing to spread his legs. And poor Asuka has got no choice but to do what he has to do.
Mr.Honma 'rewards' Asuka by 'servicing' Asuka in the meeting room when everyone has left.
Did I mention Mr.Honma is into BDSM? He ties up poor Asuka and have his way with him again and again...on a bed on a rooftop.
How did THAT get there?

4) Sensitive Pornograph
- PHEW! Now THIS is one helluva yaoi anime/manga! The sex scenes are graphic(you can see everything!) with good storyline. My only regret is...there's only two stories made into an anime out of the 6 stories in the manga. If you can't accept detailed and pure yaoi anime sex, then don't watch this. The voice actors sound as if they really are having sex! LOL! XD All in all, the first story is about an amateur yaoi hardcore mangaka in love with a hardcore yuri mangaka(yeah the uke is male but a yuri artist/draws lesbos). The second story is about a pet sitter and a sex slave. This pet sitter went to a house thinking he will be petsitting a rabbit. When he reached the address, imagine his surprise when he saw a naked male(albeit a beautiful one) tied up in a closet: bound and gagged. When released, the naked man told that there is no rabbit and his 'owner' likes to play 'games' like this. Therefore, the pet sitter has no choice but to fuck the 'rabbit'. Somehow, when they were fucking(like hardcore fucking)-they fell in love.

These series are not yaoi.

5) La Corda D'Oro
- I fell in love with this music themed anime! It's about a girl named Kaho who found a fairy who later grants a magic violin that can be played by anyone. She later befriends fellow musicians:
Len Tsukimori: a prodigy violinist who has a gothic and emo'ish aura about him. Has a disdain over Kaho for she enjoys playing the violin and he plays it because his parents are famous musicians. In the anime, he was supposed to be Kaho's soulmate.
Ryotaro Tsuchiura: a pianist who has a deep respect for Kaho.
Hihara Kazuki: a trumpeteer whose bubbly personality cheers up everyone. Has a MAJOR crush on Kaho.
Shimizu Keiichi: an angelic looking boy who plays the cello, he's asleep most of the episodes but he actually a thinker. He's like a little brother for Kaho.
There's this another girl who plays the Clarinet...I keep forgetting her name.
Anyway, the real reason why I love this anime is because it induced my love for the violin and cello.
Thanks to this anime, I am taking violin classes. ^^

6) The Wallflower
- I fucking love this anime!!! This is the funniest most lovable anime ever created. It's about this 4 gorgeous boys who's living in mansion who always fails to pay rent at proper due time. Therefore, the house owner a beautiful widow came up with a plan. If these boys can help her wayward niece to become a true lady, they can live in the mansion for free for as long as they want to live here. The boys thought this will be a piece of cake as they all claim themselves to be ladykillers and therefore no girls or any other females can resist their charms. Imagine their surprise when Sunako( a creepy, gothic girl who's behaves as if she is possesed by Lucifer himself) gave these boys a hard time. Time is running out and Sunako is nowhere near behaving like a lady.

7)Ultraviolet 007
- This is the anime version of Milla Jovovich's UltraViolet movie. I am sad that this is an underated anime. I must say, it was pretty good. Even better than the movie. No special effect mumbo-jumbo like in the movies and Violet here is more...human so to say. The storyline is pretty same but it took 13 episodes. She will fall in love with this blonde soldier...I forgot his name (=.=)' Sorry, I watched it a long time ago and I totally forgot the anime. But I remember bits and parts of the anime.

8) Miracle Train
- This is also one underrated animes that deserved more recognition. The story happend in Oedo line of Japan(a train station in Japan just like how we have Monorail, KTM and LRT in Malaysia, this is one of their train stations).
The story revolves a line of train called the Miracle Train where they only appear to ladies that need help. They can only take one troubled ladies at a time. Inside the train, there are at least 6 good-looking male who are stations in their human forms. I can remember Shinjuku, Todai...my I need to surf the net for their names. Each station will have one troubled ladies that needs their assistance and of course they will help the troubled ladies solve it much to their satisfaction. In each episodes, every train stations' history is revealed thus in a way the anime is educational. It's a really good anime with some juicy bishounen for female anime enthuthiasts to see. ^v~

9) Devil May Cry
- Need I say more? This is the anime adaptation of the megapopular game with the same title. I was expecting a total failure where they muddle up Dante's character and make him into a gay teddy bear. But no, I was absolutely WRONG. Dante was what he was in the games, a bad boy with a good heart. \(^o^)/. I totally fell in love with Dante after watching the anime. There has never been a more perfect hero or man for that fact. I am comletely besotted. The anime is about 13 episodes and in each episodes Dante is hired to solve troubles of his clients. That of course, includes uber-kewl fighting scenes that's both stylish and downright awesum!
*insert fangirl squeel here*
Anyone who haven't watched this anime should not waste any more time and WATCH THIS ANIME! Only then you will understand by what I mean by completely besotted.
*sighs like a lovesick puppy*
*makes a spazzy dance and squeels*

10) Marginal Prince
- This is one anime I am quite dissapointed with. It had a good concept but that concept is carried out poorly. This is a musical anime. It's about an all-boy's school located in a private island. Boy's who go there graduate to be Marginal Princes who can be diplomats or ambassadors. There is one person there who is a real prince though but he is not sure if wants to take the throne. Throughout the anime he has conflicted feelings about what is right and what he want. In the end, he agreed to take up the throne to be the crown prince. In every episode one of the characters will be highlighted to be focus of the day and he will sing a song. The whole fucking 12 episodes is about that. There is no improvement in the characters. The only enlightement is the creepy doctor who works in the schools clinic. he has a thing for 'examining' his patients with his surgical knives and groping their bare chests before he goes into action. Of course, he never actually 'slice' anyone, people would run the minute they hear his maniacal laugh. Anyway, if you happen to have spare time and haven't a clue as to what to do with it. This will be a good anime to watch. It provides light entertainment and a good time-killer.

11) Neo Angelique Series
- The highly - anticipated Angelique series. I don't know any shoujo enthuthiast that fail to miss this anime. Good plot, storyline and characters, this is a fresh change in the usual Angelique series. It's about this girl Angelique who chosen by God to wipe out the new alien creatures called Thanatos that goes on a killing spree in random towns. Really, this creatures just appear out of nowhere and eat people. I hate to admit it, the Thanatos' are actually quite beautiful creatures albeit have problems with their diets. ^^;
Anyway, I only have respect for the male characters as they seem to be the only characters in the manga to be anywhere near realistic. Angelique is...bland. Really she is although she is the heroin but I don't really like her. Too goody-too-shoes, pure and innocent. And she is supposed to be the very embodiment of a perfect girl.
I say...she's a fucking wimp. A pussy(?). Everytime she gets her ass in trouble, the guys have to save her ass from being mauled by something or other. Pfft. Get a backbone for a change!
There are four guys : Rayne, Nyx, J.D and Hyuuga. Out of these four, Rayne is the most popular among fangirls. I personally prefer Nyx as he is the oldest. the smartest and most sensible of them all. I like older men with an air of melancholy about them. ^^;/
Anyway, if you can watch this anime without barfing at Angelique's goodiness, then why wait?! Get your ass up!

12) GTO
- Who don't know this unusual teacher? Crass mannered, foul-mouthed, a full-fledged pervert at that too, instead of teaching, he goes about beating up his students and in the process, solve their problem. Even with all his faults, he truly is a remarkable teacher. One can easily overlook his bad mannerisms once you have seen his how GOOD a person he truly is. He would go to a length no normal human would go to help his students or anyone for that matter. A little ecchii here and there(oh, c'mon like you people neve watched porn before), it makes the anime funny instead of vulgar. Like a female student taking of her panties and riding the bike with Onizuka. Imagine the very windy Japanese student skirt get blown during the motorcycle ride and he sees you-know-what.
Pretty much ecchii stuff like that. But a GTO fan myself...I can only say: don't you dare call yourselves an otaku if you haven't watched GTO.
So there.

Why the Twilight series is an epic fail and how that makes Stephanie Meyer a pubescent whore.

Eversince vampires were introduced to civilization, mortals like us have been fascinated about how vampires live on blood and why that makes them nocturnal which goes to the well-known stereotype of them vampies being the 'sexy' and 'sensual' and 'romantic' beings.
Bram Stoker's illustration of vampires being sensual creatures that uses seduction to drink up blood is indeed kinky. Stoker's idealization of vampire was the 'thing' till about two years ago a bitch named Stephanie Meyer started a gig about vampires that sparkle and their unsual interest in making babies.

The whole vampire gig had been turned upside down since.

Pea-witted young teenagers fell for this whole sparkling vampires thing and it evolved into something so phenomenal it became a religion. Everywhere you turn you see giggly schoolgirls going gaga over posters of the infamous yet absolutely GAY Edward Cullen and NewMoon himbo Jacob who wears a really bad wig and goes shirtless most of the time who pines for the really dull and mentally retarded Bella.

Reasons why Edward is a pussy:
a) He just is. What the fuck is with him sparkling anyway?
b) He is a masochist.( he bullies Bella and later confesses of doing this because he loves her. Sadism anyone?)
c) Dumps Bella's sorry ass and returns later when a much better looking werewolf itching to stick his wang in her appears.

Bella is a retard because:
a) After being influenced by rumors of Edward being a killer she satiate her curiousity by bringing him into a deep forest to question him. Ponder this bitch, what if he really is a killer and he decided that YOU will be his next victim? I'd like to see you begging for your life. Perhaps if you suck his dick, he might let you go.
b) Even after Edward warns her the danger of being with him she still insists to be with him. Of course she would stick with him. She needs a change from her sorry-ass boring life to some entertainment. Like constantly being the damsel in distress and have horny ethereal creatures save her. What a thrill it must be to be piggybacked by a completely blood-drained vamp and a shirtless werewolf. Admit it bitch, you just want to rub on some male meat.


So there.

Now why Stephenie Meyer is a pubescent whore?
She wrote this book after having a wet dream.
Yes, a fucking wet dream.
Talk about writing a book on a whim.
It's just her unfullfiled fantasy morphed into desire in dreams and she decided to write it down.
Obviously someone had lots of love failures.
It's like a bimbo writing about a memoir of herself where all she talks about is how she gets indecisive about which skin-revealing cloth would make her look more trampy, diet plan for her already skeletal figure, which guy she should spread her legs to next, how drunk she should get before throwing up on someone's car and things that no one gives a shit about.
Only she would write fucking 700 pages about it.


Unbelievably retarded and despicable.

I must say, she made a complete joke about this whole vampire gig thing and now the noble dignity of vampires are gone forever. Now they are replaced by boyband vampires who sparkle.


Stepanie Meyer cant write to save the fart in her ass. Mentioning Edward Cullen resembles Adonis every three sentence and dialogues that makes no sense. I can't even begin to imagine the crap she wrote that took up 700 pages.

Listen up you Failight lovers, us sensible people want badass ruthless bloodsucking vampires who kills people on whim, not emotionally/mentally challenged boyband vamps that sparkles and makes babies.

If Bram Stoker had to see this, he would have a seizure. I am so glad he's spared all this catastrophe.


People with intelligence like us wants this:




NOT this:

is it me or does it look like he's orgasming in the sun?

You call this sexy? He looks like a goddamned rapist for heaven's sake!

James Cameron's Avatar

I anticipated this movie for a very long time since the production began in 2004. I am extremely glad that I waited this long for I did not go home dissapointed. The CGI quality was at it's height of technology, the story completely original and solid with superb acting to go with it.

The story is set in a futuristic world where some greedy rich bastards found a new mineral that would make them richer than they already are. The only glitch is, the local people called the Na'vi's hated the fact that the "Sky People" destroys their forest(they refer to the forest as Mother). The scientist then decided to create artificial Na'vi's so that later on these puppets would blend in with the real Na'vis and gain their trust. Our hero, Jake Sully is an injured Marine paralysed from the waist down was chosen to be one of the host identity to be incorporated into the Na'vi puppets. The hosts' consciousness is transfered to the Na'vi bodies that were genetically enginereed for some time. When they are transfered into their Na'Vi bodies they are called Avatars. When Jake Sully was on a mission, he accidently got left behind and spent the night in a forest he had only set foot for a few hours. Trying to survive from the creatures that thought he might make a good dinner, he was saved by a (real) Na'Vi girl who knew he wasn't one of them. Neytiri(as she later was known) brings Jake to her people and the elders(who are her parents, which makes her the princess of some sort) decides that he shall be trained to be one of them. Guess ho was in charge of babysitting him?
It's so obvious.
Much to Neytiri's chagrin, she deems Jake as 'fool' and 'ignorant child' but he eventually falls in love with their way of life and of course, Neytiri.
A ruthless soldier Captain Quatrich approached Jake proposing that he becomes one of Na'vis and find out the main site of the precious
mineral I mentioned earlier. In exchange for that information, he promised Jake a spine surgery that will enable him to walk again. Tempted by this offer, Jake agrees to be the underdog. Thorn between his great need to walk again and his newfound love for the Na'Vis, what will jake do?
I will stop here as it will ruin the rest of the story for those who haven't watched it. ^^

Characters:

Jake Sully as a Na'Vi and as himself.


Zoe Saldana as Neytiri.



Fun Facts:

James Cameron intended to release Avatar after Titanic but the CGI quality was not advanced so he had to put off this project for 10 years. He decided it was ready to make after seeing Gollum from Lord of the Rings.
The Na'Vis are called ThunderSmurfs affectionately buy fans.
Na'Vis are catlike people whose average height is about 10-12 feet. Yes, that's two humans put on top of one another. They are tall, lanky beautiful creatures.
Only 40% is real acting. The rest is CGI. The beads, headdresses and the very being of Na'vis are all computer generated.
You could see the ethereal creatures in Avatar that were based on our world animals. Horses with two pairs of frontal legs, monkeys two pairs of arms, hammerhead rhinocerous, dragons, and luminescent jellyfishes that glides about beautifully in the air, dogs with three claws and giant spiral fungis.