17 June 2012

SOMEONE'S BEEN COPYING MY BLOG!


http://visioncarecolor.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2011-10-01T08:42:00-07:00&max-results=7 


This is the despicable culprit.
He/she had been copying my blog verbatim - right down to the images I used.
I'd like to seek your cooperation and report this blogger for blatant plagiarism.

This is creepiness of the highest order, what kind of sick mental person copies others' brainchild without their permission? To think it had been going on for FIVE FUCKING YEARS.

It started with this post: http://visioncarecolor.blogspot.com/2011/09/anime-crushes.html

You have no idea how shocked I am too see that my blog posts have been copied word to word seeing the exact same shit on another site sure unsettled my intestines.
 Just look at it! Right down to the writing style and motherfucking date!





These are just several examples. I have written hundreds of posts for the past 5 years can you imagine the amount of blatant plagiarism that went on for so many years without my notice? Good Lord! 

My initial response was to write a somewhat scathing comment of my plagiarize post but then I thought better and this time I wrote a more civilized ORDER demanding them to remove blogs posts that they have taken from my site!


After calming down a bit.




I have reported this abuse to the google blogger team and is looking at other websites as well to help me remove these villains immediately because for one to copy my blog posts for FIVE years is just too much!

PS: I woke up this morning just KNOWING something will be wrong. I haven sent TWO report abuse message to google team to make sure they get it because I was that angry! I want this scumbag of the universe to really get it big time. How dare he simply copy paste my work and use it to as his own??? I had to scour the entire night looking out for a html/java script that disallows people from copy-pasting my blog! I am so upset by this. T^T

15 May 2012

What Sets You Off?


We all have a Berserk Button.

It's the one(or two or more) thing(s) that will really make you punch an old person. We have our 'sensitive spots'. List 5 things that will make you tip the wine glass.

Mine:

1. Someone saying I am 'manly' or masculine.
2. Someone saying I am ugly.
3. Someone asking if I have friends.
4. Someone making fun of depressed people.
5. Ill-treating an animal.

What's yours?

Twenty Self Statements (TST)


This was an self-exploratory exercise I did during my Social psychology class.
The idea is that you write 20 statements about you that starts with 'I am...".
Just simply write whatever came into your mind.

When you have done it, the next thing you could do is -

1. How many of these were physical? (Ex: I am tall, I am tan etc...)
2. How many of these were social? (Ex: I am friendly, I am a loner etc...)
3. How many of these were attributes? (Ex: I am a good writer, I am a good baker etc...)
4. How many of these were global? (Ex: I am a human being, I am feeling one with nature etc...)

Look at all of these 4 categories, the abundance of the categories describes what is important to you. Out of the 20 statements I had managed to do only 10 and 7 of them were attributes, one physical and 2 social. =D

What was yours?

04 May 2012

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys

A short-lived show that aired in 1996 and ended in 1997 - it's one of those excellent but severely underrated cartoons mankind ever made the mistake of not continuing to second season.

Story revolves around a Chimpanzee who was released into space to test a spacecraft ended up being rescued by a group of 'aliens' who apparently waited for 'a messanger from earth'. Thinking the poor frozen chimp is the smartest of the earth dwellers, they gave him artificial intelligence and vast knowledge that would help him defeat the evil overlord Nebula who seeks to take over the universe.

Captain Charlie Simian ensembled his own crew of primates collected from all over the world - giving them artificial intelligence like him.


~*Captain Charlie Simian*~

Smartest, level-headed, a bit of a charmer and having good sense of humor. He is the leader of their spaceship aptly named Primate Avengers. A chimp who was mistaken for the smartest earth dweller - he is now tavelling all over galaxy to keep the universe safe from Nebula and his underdog(undermonkey), Rhesus 2. I'll tell you what happened to Rhesus 1 soon.



~*Shao Lin*~

A Chinese golden crested monkey, she was revered in her temple in Tibet as a goddess. She is rather arrogant and proud because she is used to giving orders, not taking them. She has a love-hate relationship with Charlie and there is a hint that she is too proud to admit it. Her skills are martial arts and very interesting use of tail.


~*Spydor*~

A spider monkey with long flexible tail. He uses his agility to fight  - a spry little fella. He is the comic relief of the show, often cracking up lame jokes with his best buddy,


~*Gor*~

A gorilla picked up from the amazon jungle when being attacked by poachers. He semi-destroyed the intelligence transfer machine so his frontal cortex isn't advanced - making him rather simple-minded. His eyes turns red when angered, induced by seeing his comrades in danger.


~*Dr.Splitz/Splitzy*~

He was an orangutan in a zoo captivity. As a way to cope with his loneliness and boredom, he created a split personality. One side of him is a brilliant English scientist and the other - a southern farmer redneck with similar intelligence.


~*Rhesus 2*~

This is Charlie's arch enemy. Not even Nebula. This guy. He is a psychopath who makes constant bad mind/brain jokes that were supposed to be clever puns. He is the second prototype of a Rhesus android. The first Rhesus got zapped into a mash of blood and goo leaving only Rhesus' brain intact. Hence the badbrain/mind puns. Example: I hope you dont mind(showing his exposed brain), I'm such a scatter-brain(after having his brain mashed into pieces). Yeah, it's like that.


~*Nebula*~

This creepy dude wants to take control of the universe. I don't even know why. His plan is to destroy the current universe and create a new one. The question is - why the fuck would he do something useless like this???

Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys is a fun cartoon to watch. With the occasional action-scenes and humor with a sprinkle of romance Spydor & Gor, we get to see a truly unique cartoon with a very novel idea and approach.

Check out the theme song!



29 April 2012

Spook Attack: A Survival Kit Against Spectral Invaders

There's something strange...
In the neighborhood...
Who ya gonna call?
Muthusamy Karrupiah!!!

Fine, that was bad trolling.

My intense interest in anything spectral will be evident in this post where in one instance I can be serious about and at other times - poke fun of entities who might want to avenge their ghostly dignity.


1. When encountering one, say hello.


2. When it grabs you, moan in ecstasy.


3. When you see it at your window, yell ''Goddamnit, I just cleaned that!".


4. When a shadowlurker-type smiles, smile back and ask if it wants to see your My Little Pony figurine collection.


5. When it screeches to scare the pants of you, play Rebecca Black's Friday.

21 April 2012

Femme Talk: Orgasmic Childbirth

As usual, my pervert self had been perusing information about female sexuality. Particularly, the G-Spot.

The mechanism of triggering a G-Spot is fairly simple. The G-spot is a soft tissue that lays right behind a woman's pubic bone. It's an inch or three in the upper vaginal lining.


Many women have confirmed that orgasm received from stimulating the G-spot is the most powerful and pleasurable one they can experience - next to clitoral stimulation and cervical orgasms.

Of between perusing information of horny women, I suddenly had this wild idea.

The G-spot basically receives pressure until it reaches it's peak. The 'push' principle of the pubic bone is the same as when a woman gives birth(the birth canal is stretched extremely so that it moves certain organs within its reach) especially when the baby's head is at the tightest in the pubic bone area, I find myself asking:

What are they chances that some of these women had their G-spot stimulated when the baby's head is wedged near the pubic bone, thus resulting in an orgasmic birth?

The next instant, I 'raped' Youtube and Google with myriads of information about this fascinating phenomena.

What I found had confirmed my suspicion/theory!

Although I have perused many videos of women disclosing about their experience, this is the one that answered my question most accurately.



The next videos I found in Youtube are simply for your entertainment.





Here are some online articles:

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6120045&page=1#.T5GTB7P9OOE

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/your-sensual-self/orgasmic-childbirth/

I should think for many of my female friends who are planning to have their own family, lets hope that we are the lucky bitches who can experience bliss in popping our diaper-machines.


20 April 2012

A Little Girl with Her Imaginary Friend, Lisa

I was scrolling through tumblr and I came across this post. I HAD to save the pictures because

1) Holy shit, this little girls imaginary friend appears to be a freaking ghost. As we all know, children do tend to have vivid imagination but...there's also a well known but hushed fact that children can see entities beyond the living dimension. I'm starting to wonder if Lisa is this girl's over-creative figment of imagination or something foul is afoot.

2) The entire chronological event of her entries astoundingly, make complete sense and obvious interpretations.

These are the images. It is kind of small but do try.












You know what? I noticed something bad here. Something that seems to spawn straight from a gore horror movie. Her teacher Mrs.Monroe dissed Lisa and she ended up underground like Lisa's daddy. Little Girl's dad dissed Lisa too and he is also underground.

Something doesn't seem right here, now, doesn't it?

It's fairly uncommon for children to have imaginary friends that are indeed free roaming apparitions of the beyond but this...I would be concerned if she was my daughter.

What'cha ya'll think?

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